Thursday, October 18, 2007

Daddy Won't Like it lohhhhhh!!!

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! is 12.00 am 18/10/2007!! iam born, i'm alive thank god. so wondering what am i gonna share for my 1st post?? Some funny ahbeng jokes?? well the title is Daddy won't like it lohhhhh!!!

One day, dunno how Ahbeng hor, accidentally Terbalik(overturned) his wagon load of corn. Then hor a farmer that lived nearby name AH LimpeK heard the noise and yelled at Ahbeng:-
Ah limpek : AHBENG OIIII, BENG AH BENG...
Ah beng : YAAAAAA??? Apa macam?? i no free lahhh.
Ah limpek : Beng, forget about the wagon lahhh, limpek help u later. im gentelmen mahh. i cooked indian pizza lahh. fast fast come n try.
ah beng : OK lahhh. chin chai lahh!! but hor my Daddy will not like it lohh, sure fark me gao gao......
Ah limpek : Come beng. Wellkarm to my humble home. pive star standard......
Ah beng : limpek what kind of india pizza u cook???
Ah limpek : Muahaha!! here Rorti Pelantarrr with porrrk, hehehe! panlai or not???
Ah beng : Yohhhhhhhh!! u so panlai huiiiiii........ ermm but My daddy will not like it lohhhh
ah limpek : beng i told u oledi!! i will help u mah, i gentelmen mah, sumore so hensom. u scared what jek?? come come eat eat !!! We male got BAllzzz...

So after the wonderful special so call indian pizza. ahbeng also say thanks to ah limpek..... what we call mannersssssssssss..

Ah limpek : Why look so sad beng??? ur larling leave u ah??
Ah beng : No lah i so hen serm!! Jolianne sure lurb me gao gao. but i worry my daddy will not like it lohhhh ...........
Ah limpek : Aiya,, i promiss to help u mahhh!!! so hows ur dad har??? long time no see ur dad oledi......
Ah beng : Nehh. he's under the wagon lohhhhh!!!


Muaaahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah...............................................

p/s: special thanks to Joanne Doong as JOLIANNE

1 comment:

JoAn_Ne said...

Wei!! Sui Chai Aron used my lovely name become Julianne am going to kick ya butt and ask Ah lian to lurb u gao gao la.. hehe :P